I have a cough/cold or whatever for the first time in a really long time. It’s good that I don’t get sick like this 24/7 like before, but right now I’m so miserable =(
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?